Rear Admiral — All-Over Swim Shorts
Rear Admiral — All-Over Swim Shorts
MATES' RATE
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The one you'll be asked to leave the barbecue in.
Printed across all four panels, front to back. There is no subtle way to describe this short and we're not going to try.
What you're actually buying
- 100% quick-dry polyester, 140gsm — opaque when wet, which is not a given at this price.
- White mesh liner. A black one turns the print grey. We checked so you don't have to.
- Elastic waist, real drawcord, no back pocket — nothing interrupts the print.
- Sublimated, not screen printed. The colour is in the fabric. It doesn't crack, peel or fade off in the wash.
- Australian sizing, 30 to 38. Not the other kind.
Two is cheaper than one
Add a second pair and 17% comes off automatically. A third makes it 25%. No code, nothing to remember — it happens in the cart.
The fine print
Yes it goes in the water. Yes it dries on the walk back to the car. No, we can't be held responsible for the family group chat afterwards.
Delivery
10–15 business days Australia-wide, free. Shipped direct from our manufacturing partner, which is how the price stays where it is — there's no warehouse markup in the middle. You get tracking the moment it moves.
Want it for the 26th? Order by Friday 11 December and it's comfortable. Order by Monday 4 January and it's tight — we'll send it, but we won't promise the date.
Not sure on the size? The size guide is two clicks away and it's honest — we'd rather you order once. Anything else, email hello@cheekyrip.com and a person will answer.
Rear Admiral — All-Over Swim Shorts
Before you buy
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Will it fit? How do I pick a size?
Will it fit? How do I pick a size?
The number is the waist you are, in inches. Measure where the waistband will actually sit — at the hip bone, not up where trousers sit. Between two sizes, go up: the waist is elastic with a drawcord, so a size up cinches down and a size down does not stretch up.
Buying it as a gift and guessing? His jeans size is the number you want. Full size guide.
How does the Mates' Rate work?
How does the Mates' Rate work?
Two pairs and 17% comes off. Three pairs and it's 25%. There is no code to enter and nothing to remember — it is applied automatically in the cart.
It also works across both prints, so a pair for you and a pair for him still counts as two.
Is it see-through when it's wet?
Is it see-through when it's wet?
No. It's 140gsm polyester, which is the weight where a printed short stays opaque soaked. Plenty of novelty shorts are made at 100–120gsm to hit a price, and you find out the hard way. We didn't do that.
Does the print line up across the back seam?
Does the print line up across the back seam?
That's the whole job. The artwork is drawn as one continuous piece and then sliced to the four panel shapes, so the design meets at the seams instead of being four separate pictures stitched together and hoped for.
When will it turn up?
When will it turn up?
10–15 business days, free, anywhere in Australia. It ships direct from our manufacturing partner rather than sitting in a warehouse first — that's the trade-off that keeps it at $59.95 instead of $89.
For Australia Day: order by Friday 11 December and it's comfortable. By Monday 4 January it's tight, and we won't promise the date.
What if the size is wrong?
What if the size is wrong?
Tell us within 30 days, unworn with the liner intact, and we'll send the right size at half price — you keep the first pair. No posting anything back across the world. Shipping & Returns.